"Counterstrike"
Feb. 28, 2003
By Ray Richmond
Sunday March 2, 7-9 p.m.
TBS Superstation
TBS Superstation's "Counterstrike" is one of those typically dopey made-for-cable Armageddon flicks where the fate of mankind hangs in the balance -- and only some profoundly ill-equipped lugs stand between the world and certain doom.
Here, it's just China's luck that extremists are poised to intercept the codes for their nuclear arsenal and hand them to the Republic of Taiwan. And their only chance to stave off this doomsday scenario is a couple of squabbling brothers who are too dense to stop sniping even when everything's on the line. It's like, OK, OK, Mom loved him more -- now can you forget about it and save the universe, please?
The thriller is based on the Richard P. Henrick novel "Attack on the Queen." It's not to be confused with the 1966 heist movie "Assault on a Queen" that stars Frank Sinatra. Come to think of it, maybe we are supposed to confuse the two. "Assault" was about a stick-up of the Queen Mary in the middle of the Atlantic. "Counterstrike" deals with the terrorist hijack of the Queen Elizabeth 2 during an oceangoing world summit attended by the leader of China (Ron Lee) and the female president of the United States (Carmen Duncan).
It happens that extremists sympathetic to Taiwan have commandeered the QE2 and will settle for nothing less than cracking China's codes and removing that nation from the nuke-equipped list. The leaders are now hostages. And if things don't go as the "freedom fighters" wish, a bomb will be detonated, and it's bye-bye everybody. It looks like nothing can stop these hard-core warriors except two brothers. One is a devil-may-care ATF agent (Rob Estes). The other is a by-the-book Secret Service agent (Joe Lando). Then there is the comely ship security chief (Rachel Blakely) who is clearly on hand merely to supply eye candy with her shapely thighs and ample cleavage.
So anyway, our macho heroes just can't seem to stop tossing barbs at each other, as if they now need to settle petty childhood rivalries on the world stage. Like government operatives need added baggage, you know?
J.B. White's teleplay adaptation is packed with all of the properly stock suspense-builders and cliffhangers, while the music by Garry McDonald and Lawrence Stone thunders with all of the consequence the action dictates. Jerry London's perfunctory direction is about what we'd expect in a film where predictability is elevated to an art form.
Suffice it to say that the brothers don't kill each other, nor do they ever button their yaps.
COUNTERSTRIKE
TBS Superstation
Lions Gate Television in association with Coote-Hayes Prods.
Credits:
Executive producers: Ellen Burditt, Richard P. Henrick, Jeffrey Hayes, Greg Coote
Producer: Darryl Sheen
Co-producer: Marc Van Buuren
Director: Jerry London
Writer: J.B. White
Based on the book "Attack on the Queen" by: Richard P. Henrick
Director of photography: Ben Nott
Production designer: Eugene Intas
Costume designer: Wendy Cork
Art director: J.D. Wingrove
SFX supervisor: Brian Holmes
Editor: Michael Brown
Music: Garry McDonald, Lawrence Stone
Sound recordist: Paul Clark
Casting: Lisa London, Catherine Stroud, Shaunda Grace Jones, Maura Fay & Associates, Tom McSweeney
Cast:
Vince Kellogg: Joe Lando
Thomas Kellogg: Rob Estes
Brittany Cooper: Rachel Blakely
Maggie Chang: Marie Matiko
Vice President Ridgeway: Christopher Lawford
President Shaw: Carmen Duncan
President Wu Youngjing: Ron Lee
Capt. Kevin Blake: Jerome Ehlers
Capt. Kram: Steve Bastoni
Kelly: Natalie Bassingthwaite
Sanders: Kevin Fry
Hart: Sandy Winton
Capt. Young: Jack Heywood
Chef Connor: Marcus Eyre
Mike Galloway: Kenneth Ransom
Ping: Kee Chan
Admiral Lewis: Nick Tate
Barry Jinks: Stuart Campbell
Thad: Brad McMurray
Morrison: Kevin Copeland